Yo, it’s ya boy Mike. I’m basically the family’s tech genius (like, no cap 💯). Everyone else is still living in the Stone Age while I’m out here optimizing, innovating, and low-key revolutionizing stuff. Uncle Big John? Dude can barely open a PDF without calling me, and honestly, it’s embarrassing. I’m the one who keeps this family from getting hacked by, like, Nigerian princes or whatever. Yeah, I break a few things along the way, but that’s just part of the grind — you can’t push the limits if you’re not, y’know, actually pushing them. Future billionaire, current legend.
Oh, and btw, my favorite things are waffles, coffee, and the number 5000 (and sometimes the number 50); in that order. Yo!