Yo, it’s ya boy Mike. I’m basically the family’s tech genius (like, no cap 💯). Everyone else is still living in the Stone Age while I’m out here optimizing, innovating, and low-key revolutionizing stuff. Uncle Big John? Dude can barely open a PDF without calling me, and honestly, it’s embarrassing. I’m the one who keeps this family from getting hacked by, like, Nigerian princes or whatever. Yeah, I break a few things along the way, but that’s just part of the grind — you can’t push the limits if you’re not, y’know, actually pushing them. Future billionaire, current legend.
Oh, and btw, my favorite things are waffles, coffee, and the number 5000; in that order. Yo!