Hi! I’m Cousin Lizzie, the, like, super important HR manager here at Big John’s Tractor Supply. Honestly, HR is pretty easy — if you send me a résumé, I’ll probably just hire you. Whatever! I mean, who even lies on those things? (Okay, fine, there was that one guy who said he lived in Iowa but actually logged in from, like, three countries away. Oops!)

I’m not really into, like, techy stuff — that’s more Mike’s thing. I just use Twitter and Snapchat, because duh. If it’s not on social media, I’m not dealing with it.

My hobbies? Oh, gossiping for sure, and telling people things they probably shouldn’t know yet. It’s, like, a talent. And yeah, maybe I overshare sometimes, but hey, I keep things interesting around here. Plus, I’m family, so Big John can’t fire me anyway.